Thursday 14 January 2016

The Catcher in the Rye, a short story. 20th Waver Jaeho Park

The Catcher in the Rye, a short story.
20th Waver Jaeho Park
This is an excerpt from The Catcher in the Rye. Holden Caulfield views Christmas as a phony holiday, but when he spends it at school, without his family, for the first time, his negative thought on Christmas slightly changes.
         
          Damn Christmas. It’s pretty much the time of the year, when sparkles of love and happiness fill the air; only to cover up the loneliness and guilt spread upon the ground. It’s a day that sings about hope and opportunities; while nothing has changed within. And it’s a celebration of the phonies, for the phonies, by the phonies. Damn, I’m sorry to Lincoln for using his words in this way, especially to a president of a Christianity-based country; but hey, don’t think of it as a blasphemy. A blasphemy itself is merely a “solution” applied to a problem with no answer. Anyway, this was my thought on a typical Christmas, but that was when I spent it with my family. This year, it was the first Christmas I spent alone, at school. And damn there was no shitty “Christmas spirit” anywhere. That killed me.    
          Well, I woke up at noon, on Christmas. I mean, the fact itself was crazy, as millions of other people would have woken up early, excited by the charming day ahead of them. I jumped off the bed, and hit the floor with a sleepy, yet refreshing laughter. Was kind of amused to start away Christmas by sleeping through the half of it. Then, I went outside the dormitory, only to see a sunny day with a clear, blue sky. White Christmas was nowhere to see. That really made me laugh. And like this, I spent hours of time, just simply appreciating this refreshing feeling the new Christmas gave me. At evening, I went back to my room, and discovered a Christmas tree my roommates have made. It was made with an umbrella, a few socks, and some string. The tree looked so trivial, and the efforts of my friends to mimic the Christmas tree seemed so pathetic. But somewhere within myself, the words “Merry Christmas” seemed to slightly emerge for the first time.


                     

Wednesday 13 January 2016

By Jun Woo Kim

 (Introduction)
Adaptation of <The Catcher in the Rye> to KMLA: Holden is a student in KMLA. He is about to be kicked out of the school because of penalty points. He recalls his KMLA life, and he thinks of morning assembly and phoniness of KMS and HM.  


          I just cannot understand how this goddamn school works. I really don’t. This school is filled with phoniness. It is deeply interested only in things that it shows to outside world. My school is located in the middle of nowhere. Surrounded by highways, cool buildings that resemble the Blue House welcome visitors. It looks like an oasis in the middle of desert. The school looks perfect on the outside, but the sad thing is, there is nothing at the core.

          Every Monday morning, students gather in the gym. Some girls chat with each other, some boys play basketball, and some nerds study on sides of the gym. Well, everyone is satisfied with what they are doing. But after less than 10 minutes of freedom, KMS comes up stage and starts yelling at students. 8:15. Still got 15 minutes before the morning assembly. But he never gives a shit. Students have so called responsibilities to be obedient and stay in order. We line up because we have to satisfy KMS and HM. We rehearse. We prepare. And the phony play begins.

          We sing the national anthem. We sing the school song in Minyo version. We recite the school model, without even thinking about the meaning of it. But nobody cares, as long as the voice and tone is large and nice enough. We listen to HM’s speech, which is a repeated version of the speech 3 months ago. During 40 minutes of patriotic morning assembly, only thing I know is that my legs hurt. But since we are the actors of the play, we clap at the end of the assembly and bow to HM and KMS. The scene 1 of play ends at the first period of Monday, but scene 2 starts immediately. There are 39 scenes left this week!

          I have accumulated 83 penalty points. I go out of school because I did not go to morning exercise several times, not obedient to teachers enough, and ate chickens time to time. And tomorrow, thank God, I get freedom. Freedom! Good bye phony school! Good bye phony world! Sorry for the kids who are left behind.